ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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