considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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