Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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