Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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