Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Randomize