The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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