Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my phone needs a breathalizer
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
