i don't plan on having that self control this summer
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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