I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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