..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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