i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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