Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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