Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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