You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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