STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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