Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
