Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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