i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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