Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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