Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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