she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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