Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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