farters have to be the big spoon...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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