I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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