i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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