She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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