Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
