You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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