stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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