Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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