yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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