he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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