Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am spending my child support on dildos
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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