Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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