At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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