so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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