did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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