im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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