Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
