just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Girls should come with a carfax report
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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