he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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