I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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