In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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