Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
