Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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