But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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