no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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