was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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