ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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