Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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