You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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