therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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