We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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