In the future we'll all be gay
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
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i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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