Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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