i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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